Look, you've made it on our site, we've gotten you all roused up with our sweet patches, what are you going to do? Not buy this patch? Of course not, because of the implication... But seriously, you should buy this patch, funds have been tight since we invested so heavily in the Dick Towel.

• 3" x 2.5" PVC Patch
• Hook Backed
• "It's not dark, you're misunderstanding me, bro."